第226章 女朋友你好(2 / 2)
江直树:" 那我们聊聊最近的事情,"
江直树:" 比如说我吻过你几次,"
江直树:" 如果你喜欢我的吻,叫接吻,"
江直树:" 如果你不喜欢我的吻,就叫强吻,"
袁湘琴:" 你自己知道就好,"
袁湘琴:" 我要上厕所,"
江直树:" 袁湘琴做我女朋友吧?"
袁湘琴:" 我已经给你实习机会了,"
江直树:" 现在我要求转正,"
江直树:" 可以吗?"
袁湘琴:" 我考虑考虑,"
江直树:" 好,我知道了,"
江直树:" 你可以去上厕所了,"
袁湘琴:" 什么叫做你知道了?"
袁湘琴觉得莫名其妙,她自己都不知道答案是怎么样,
结果人家江直树说他知道了,
他知道个什么?
江直树:" 就是我知道了,"
袁湘琴:" 说清楚,"
江直树:" 不想上厕所了?"
江直树:" 嗯?"
袁湘琴:" 快点解释清楚,"
袁湘琴哪里还有心思去上厕所,
她现在好奇心都被勾起来了,只想要快些知道江直树葫芦里卖的什么药,
江直树:" 嗯,我愿意做你的男朋友,"
江直树:" 这就是我知道的,"
袁湘琴:" 什么跟什么呀,"
袁湘琴:" 乱七八糟的,"
江直树:" 有专家指出,在告白的时候,如果女生说我考虑考虑就是答应的意思,"
袁湘琴:" 是哪国的专家,他说这话也太离谱了,"
袁湘琴:" 也许人家女生就只是单纯的想要考虑考虑,或者是人太多了不好拒绝呢?"
袁湘琴:" 言外之意就是给那个男生一个台阶下,"
江直树:" 嗯,有这样的概率,"
江直树:" 但是不包括我和你,"
江直树:" 我前几次和你表白的时候你直接拒绝了,上一次你也说给我一个实习的机会,现在你说考虑考虑意思就是你左右摇摆不定,其实你内心的真实想法是你已经答应我了,"
江直树:" 所以女朋友你好,"
袁湘琴:" 你们学霸都是这么不要脸的吗?"